Asked for a dick suck before the date and you're already in, bro 😱

What an excuse, mom's not home, get your dick out, I'll give you a blowjob

What are you doing, bro, I don't get it? The guy's gonna hear me come

I got an electronic summons, but after I was discharged, my stupid stepmom gave me

Why so much sperm, son? I didn't expect so much on my face

Hey, husband, look to your left, there's a friend of yours fucking your wife

I agreed to a massage, and my brother found my G-spot and entered my ass

I came in and there was an Asian girl. I don't fuck at work, but I cleaned her pipes

You don't recognize your sister? How about if I blow you and show you my tits?

She came in cumming, and I came all over her. She was a fucking mom

My husband hasn't fucked me for a year, and in the meantime my son's dick has grown, so I'll fuck him

I'll squirt on my roommate, maybe he'll stop hitting on me, he's got a boyfriend

It's hard to prove that I'm not a whore, because I even have a stepson in me

Oh, I'm fucking my girlfriend's boyfriend. She won't be offended. That's the kind of dick you have to share

You took Viagra and no girl? Fuck your sister, but first a blowjob

Oh, the penis is in the girlfriend and the semen is in the girlfriend's penis. One time won't do anything, will it?

"Your place is bigger than my wife's." You should go to your neighbor more often

Husband, don't come in! I'm going to cum and then I'll come and bring my sperm in my panties

I tied up my wife for a friend, and the bastard took her and finished her off

The secretary's dick is in her throat and the wife comes in? I'll fuck them both!

You interrupted my jerking off, son! Fuck me now, you've seen it all, and I haven't come

I'm fucking for the bonus and I'm not ashamed - I gave it once, and what a financial boost

Getting a creampie is a babysitter's job! Gotta know where babies come from

I'll fuck my married neighbor in the anus, but without creampie, I'm not impudent